Adventure Dude Episode 3

Episode 3 Monkeying around

Wizard dude

Surprise attack!

Wizard dude slaps Tim in the face

Tim

WHAT THE HELL

Wizard dude

Wake up ya lil bish

Tim

What's wrong with you man!? Are you drunk

Wizard dude

I made panCAKES, also *hickup* i’m not drunk, im really drunk

Tim

Oh, what kind of pancakes?

Wizard dude stumbles towards the kitchen

Wizard dude

Chocolate chips and bacon

Tim

Oh, i was expecting for you to say magical chocolate and bacon pancakes

Wizard dude

Oh, yea, I’m too wasted to make magical chocolate chip and bacon pancakes

Tim sits down at the table and takes a bite of the pancake, Wizard dude giggles

Wizard dude

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THOSE WERE MAGICAL CHOCOLATE CHIP AND BACON PANCAKES

Tim

Ugh, you need to stop doing this

Wizard dude

In four minutes, you’ll turn into a monkey!!

Tim

Why though?

Wizard dude

Cause when we were at that party, you told me that you wish you could experience more things in life, so that what i’m giving you, more experiences

Int- Random party room- Night

Tim

Hey Wizard dude, you’re pretty cool man

Wizard dude

Aw thanks man, umm… what do you want in life

Tim

Wha, where is that question *hickup* co-coming from?

Wizard dude

Well I mean, I feel like I don’t know you to good, and you’re like, a really cool dude

Tim

Oh stop it you, yooou’re the cool one, you… you’re a freaking wizard

Wizard dude

No no I mean like, for real, no offense, but you’re super cool

Tim

We’ll, I wish I could use magic to do things too, I mean, you’re wizard dude man, and like, you can do things, I wish i could do things

Wizard dude

Dude, we’ll do things man, I’ll help you man, like, I don’t know, maybe… uuhh

Tim

Ha, just like, don’t do anything crazy

INT- Tim’s kitchen- Day

Tim

That's not even CLOSE to what i meant

Wizard dude

Oh, well, I have to go, it’s almost 1:30pm, and I need to go to a wizard convention, and see my fellow wizards

Tim

There are other wizards?

Wizard dude

Of course, there’s like... *burp*, 6 more

Tim

Oh, well, What should I do when I become a monkey?

Wizard dude

I have no clue, how would I know? Just do monkey stuff, go bananas!

Tim

Okay, that was pretty funny

Wizard dude

Just don’t monkey around

Tim

Haha…

Wizard dude

I don’t know any more monkey puns

Tim

Just don’t make me mad, or I’ll go furious george on ya

Wizard dude

Hahahahaha, that’s gold, well, I should head out

Tim

Okay, see ya

Wizard dude gets in his car, crashes it on the brick wall, gets out, and teleports way, and Tim becomes a monkey

Tim

Woah, I can still talk!! What! Monkeys can talk?!

Someone knocks at the door

Mailman

Package for Tim Harington

Tim

Oh, I’ll get it!

Tim opens the door and the mailman freaks out

Mailman

Woah! This dude owns a monkey! What the heck, is that even legal?!

Tim

Oh, I’m Tim, I just happen to be a monkey

Mailman

Ok ok, What? What? This is too much, what!?

Tim

I know right! This is so cool! If someone told you you’d meet a talking monkey today, what would you even say?

Mailman

I’d say “I want some of what he’s having”

Tim

Hahaha, that’s gold, hey, i'm bored, can I chill with you for a bit?

Mailman

Heck yea! Let’s go!

Tim

Okay, Just let me put on some clothes

Mailman

Woah what! You wear clothes?!

Tim

We’ll, I shrunk my old suit, so it might fit

Mailman

Omg, all you’d need now is a cigar, and you’d be the coolest thing on this Earth

Tim

Why thank you

Tim gets dressed in a tuxedo, and leaves the house with the mailman

Tim

So, when do you get off work?

Mailman

Like, about two hours

Tim

What's your name?

King

King, my name’s King

Tim

Awesome name! What do you do after work King?

King

I meet up with my two buddies Johnny and Frank

Shows Tim and King driving around at an accelerated speed, and the sun goes down a bit, and the moon shows up a bit, and Tim and King drop off the car, they get in King’s car, and start blasting Kendrick Lamar - M.A.A.D. City (Feat. MC eiht) , Tim rolls down the window and starts making gestures at passing by cars, and King laughs, Two hot girls drive by and Tim blows a kiss at them, and puts on some sunglasses, the girl’s jaws drop

Tim

This is amazing! I’ve never had so much fun

King

Oh wait till you see Johnny and Frank

King pulls up at a random block, Tim and King get out of the car and walk to a building, where a security guard is in front of a door

King

Here’s my ticket

Security guard

Sorry sir, you can’t bring a monkey to a rave

Tim

Don’t talk to my friend that way Sir, he’s not a monkey

King

What…

Tim

hello, why can’t I go inside?

Security guard

What the hell?!

King

What's wrong sir?

Security guard

That monkey is talking!! What’s going on?!

King smiles and looks at Tim, Tim smiles back at King

King

What? What monkey?

Tim

Yea, there’s no monkey, i’m a human, just like you

Security guard

That monkey right there! It's talking to me!

King

I don’t see a monkey, are you okay sir? Your pupils are a bit dilated, maybe you should go see a doctor

Security guard

But… it's right there

King

Sir, there is no monkey, I’m worried about you, are you ok? Here, let's go talk to that paramedic.

Security guard

Uhh… Okay

King

*mouths the words* Go inside

Tim goes inside the place, and instantly loud EDM music blasts loudly

Tim

Woah, this is cool

King walks in the door

King

We did it man!

Tim

Heck yea!

Tim & King high five

King

There’s Johnny and Frank, wanna meet them?

Tim

Aw hell yea!

Johnny

King whats up! NO WAY, IS THAT A MONKEY?!

King

Guys, this is Tim, say hi Tim

Tim

Sup dudes

Johnny and Frank

NO WAAAY!!

Frank

This monkey talks?!

Johnny

Where did you find this monkey King!?

King

Tim actually lives in an apartment

Johnny

What! No way!

Frank

Dude! What would an apartment owned by a monkey even look like?!

Tim

Pretty normal to be honest

Frank

This is too good to be true

Johnny

BEST DAY EVER DUUUDE

Tim, King, Johnny and Frank dance to music for hours, lights play, and when they leave the party, they all go to Tim’s apartment

Frank

So you like, live here with a Wizard?

King

Duude, Tim’s trippin man, talking about wizards n shit

Johnny

Dude, i'm starvin, Tim, could I raid your fridge?

Tim

Sure, go ahead

Johnny raids the fridge and King sits on a bean bag, and Frank sits on a sofa

King

Yo Tim, wanna put on some tunes?

Tim

Heck yea, go for it

Frank

Aww yeaaa

Johnny

Yo, Tim, can I bring out your drinks?

Tim

AWW YEA, Partyyyy

Tim, Frank, King and Johnny end up partying again, then they turn on Monty Python

Tim

Haha, he cut off the dudes leg

King

I love this part man, these movies take me back

Frank

I love you guys

Johnny

Wow, queer, hahahaha, just kiddin

Frank

No i mean, for real

Tim

Yea man, this is real ya know?

King

Shh, I love this part

The Black knight says “Lets call it a draw” and they all start laughing

Tim

I know none of ya can drive, so yall can crash here, but, I won’t be a monkey when I wake up, so, let's take some pics

They take some funny selfies, and fall asleep, Tim wakes up alone, and there's a note saying “Thanks for the awesome day, here’s our phone numbers, let's hang out again!”

Wizard dude walks in the door

Wizard dude

Heyooooo, how was it being a monkey?

Tim

It was amazing

Wizard dude

Hahaha, I brought pizza

Tim

Is this pizza magic too?

Wizard dude

Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t

Tim is about to take a bite, and wizard dude giggles

Tim

Okay, what did you do to this pizza?

Wizard dude

Nothing, that's the funny part

Tim

Hahaha, what a shocker

Tim and Wizard dude sit on the couch eating pizza, and wizard dude giggles

Tim

Damn it Wizard dude! What did you do to the pizza this time?!

Wizard dude

I put some magic in your pizza, you and me are going to go on a magical trip, and take over the kingdom of sexy single women, and then we shall go and conquer the land of super boss villains, and become their leaders, then we’re gonna go explore the Mariana trench, then we’re gonna make a space alien who’s gonna escape, and we’ll spend the entire day trying to find it!

Tim

Oh, when is that going to happen?

Wizard dude

In a few minutes

Tim

Sounds awesome, I can’t wait

The episode ends, none of that happens