Adventure Dude Episode 3

Episode 3 Monkeying around

 

Wizard dude

Surprise attack!

 

Wizard dude slaps Tim in the face

 

Tim

WHAT THE HELL

 

Wizard dude

Wake up ya lil bish

 

Tim

What's wrong with you man!? Are you drunk

 

Wizard dude

I made panCAKES, also *hickup* i’m not drunk, im really drunk

 

Tim

Oh, what kind of pancakes?

 

Wizard dude stumbles towards the kitchen

 

Wizard dude

Chocolate chips and bacon

 

Tim

Oh, i was expecting for you to say magical chocolate and bacon pancakes

 

Wizard dude

Oh, yea, I’m too wasted to make magical chocolate chip and bacon pancakes

 

Tim sits down at the table and takes a bite of the pancake, Wizard dude giggles

 

Wizard dude

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THOSE WERE MAGICAL CHOCOLATE CHIP AND BACON PANCAKES

 

Tim

Ugh, you need to stop doing this

 

Wizard dude

In four minutes, you’ll turn into a monkey!!

 

Tim

Why though?

 

Wizard dude

Cause when we were at that party, you told me that you wish you could experience more things in life, so that what i’m giving you, more experiences

 

Int- Random party room- Night

 

Tim

Hey Wizard dude, you’re pretty cool man

 

Wizard dude

Aw thanks man, umm… what do you want in life

 

Tim

Wha, where is that question *hickup* co-coming from?

 

Wizard dude

Well I mean, I feel like I don’t know you to good, and you’re like, a really cool dude

 

Tim

Oh stop it you, yooou’re the cool one, you… you’re a freaking wizard

 

Wizard dude

No no I mean like, for real, no offense, but you’re super cool

 

Tim

We’ll, I wish I could use magic to do things too, I mean, you’re wizard dude man, and like, you can do things, I wish i could do things

 

Wizard dude

Dude, we’ll do things man, I’ll help you man, like, I don’t know, maybe… uuhh

 

Tim

Ha, just like, don’t do anything crazy

 

INT- Tim’s kitchen- Day

 

Tim

That's not even CLOSE to what i meant

 

Wizard dude

Oh, well, I have to go, it’s almost 1:30pm, and I need to go to a wizard convention, and see my fellow wizards

 

Tim

There are other wizards?

 

Wizard dude

Of course, there’s like... *burp*, 6 more

 

Tim

Oh, well, What should I do when I become a monkey?

 

Wizard dude

I have no clue, how would I know? Just do monkey stuff, go bananas!

 

Tim

Okay, that was pretty funny

 

Wizard dude

Just don’t monkey around

 

Tim

Haha…

 

Wizard dude

I don’t know any more monkey puns

 

Tim

Just don’t make me mad, or I’ll go furious george on ya

 

Wizard dude

Hahahahaha, that’s gold, well, I should head out

 

Tim

Okay, see ya

 

Wizard dude gets in his car, crashes it on the brick wall, gets out, and teleports way, and Tim becomes a monkey

 

Tim

Woah, I can still talk!! What! Monkeys can talk?!

 

Someone knocks at the door

 

Mailman

Package for Tim Harington

 

Tim

Oh, I’ll get it!

 

Tim opens the door and the mailman freaks out

 

Mailman

Woah! This dude owns a monkey! What the heck, is that even legal?!

 

Tim

Oh, I’m Tim, I just happen to be a monkey

 

Mailman

Ok ok, What? What? This is too much, what!?

 

Tim

I know right! This is so cool! If someone told you you’d meet a talking monkey today, what would you even say?

 

Mailman

I’d say “I want some of what he’s having”

 

Tim

Hahaha, that’s gold, hey, i'm bored, can I chill with you for a bit?

 

Mailman

Heck yea! Let’s go!

 

Tim

Okay, Just let me put on some clothes

 

Mailman

Woah what! You wear clothes?!

 

Tim

We’ll, I shrunk my old suit, so it might fit

 

Mailman

Omg, all you’d need now is a cigar, and you’d be the coolest thing on this Earth

 

Tim

Why thank you

 

Tim gets dressed in a tuxedo, and leaves the house with the mailman

 

Tim

So, when do you get off work?

 

Mailman

Like, about two hours

 

Tim

What's your name?

 

King

King, my name’s King

 

Tim

Awesome name! What do you do after work King?

 

King

I meet up with my two buddies Johnny and Frank

 

Shows Tim and King driving around at an accelerated speed, and the sun goes down a bit, and the moon shows up a bit, and Tim and King drop off the car, they get in King’s car, and start blasting Kendrick Lamar - M.A.A.D. City (Feat. MC eiht) , Tim rolls down the window and starts making gestures at passing by cars, and King laughs, Two hot girls drive by and Tim blows a kiss at them, and puts on some sunglasses, the girl’s jaws drop

 

Tim

This is amazing! I’ve never had so much fun

 

King

Oh wait till you see Johnny and Frank

 

King pulls up at a random block, Tim and King get out of the car and walk to a building, where a security guard is in front of a door

 

King

Here’s my ticket

 

Security guard

Sorry sir, you can’t bring a monkey to a rave

Tim

Don’t talk to my friend that way Sir, he’s not a monkey

 

King

What…

 

Tim

hello, why can’t I go inside?

 

Security guard

What the hell?!

 

King

What's wrong sir?

 

Security guard

That monkey is talking!! What’s going on?!

 

King smiles and looks at Tim, Tim smiles back at King

 

King

What? What monkey?

 

Tim

Yea, there’s no monkey, i’m a human, just like you

 

Security guard

That monkey right there! It's talking to me!

 

King

I don’t see a monkey, are you okay sir? Your pupils are a bit dilated, maybe you should go see a doctor

 

Security guard

But… it's right there

 

King

Sir, there is no monkey, I’m worried about you, are you ok? Here, let's go talk to that paramedic.

 

Security guard

Uhh… Okay

 

King

*mouths the words* Go inside

 

Tim goes inside the place, and instantly loud EDM music blasts loudly

 

Tim

Woah, this is cool

 

King walks in the door

 

King

We did it man!

 

Tim

Heck yea!

Tim & King high five

 

King

There’s Johnny and Frank, wanna meet them?

 

Tim

Aw hell yea!

 

Johnny

King whats up! NO WAY, IS THAT A MONKEY?!

 

King

Guys, this is Tim, say hi Tim

 

Tim

Sup dudes

 

Johnny and Frank

NO WAAAY!!

 

Frank

This monkey talks?!

 

Johnny

Where did you find this monkey King!?

 

King

Tim actually lives in an apartment

 

Johnny

What! No way!

 

Frank

Dude! What would an apartment owned by a monkey even look like?!

 

Tim

Pretty normal to be honest

 

Frank

This is too good to be true

 

Johnny

BEST DAY EVER DUUUDE

 

Tim, King, Johnny and Frank dance to music for hours, lights play, and when they leave the party, they all go to Tim’s apartment

 

Frank

So you like, live here with a Wizard?

 

King

Duude, Tim’s trippin man, talking about wizards n shit

 

Johnny

Dude, i'm starvin, Tim, could I raid your fridge?

 

Tim

Sure, go ahead

 

Johnny raids the fridge and King sits on a bean bag, and Frank sits on a sofa

 

King

Yo Tim, wanna put on some tunes?

 

Tim

Heck yea, go for it

 

Frank

Aww yeaaa

 

Johnny

Yo, Tim, can I bring out your drinks?

 

Tim

AWW YEA, Partyyyy

 

Tim, Frank, King and Johnny end up partying again, then they turn on Monty Python

 

Tim

Haha, he cut off the dudes leg

 

King

I love this part man, these movies take me back

 

Frank

I love you guys

 

Johnny

Wow, queer, hahahaha, just kiddin

 

Frank

No i mean, for real

 

Tim

Yea man, this is real ya know?

 

King

Shh, I love this part

 

The Black knight says “Lets call it a draw” and they all start laughing

 

Tim

I know none of ya can drive, so yall can crash here, but, I won’t be a monkey when I wake up, so, let's take some pics

 

They take some funny selfies, and fall asleep, Tim wakes up alone, and there's a note saying “Thanks for the awesome day, here’s our phone numbers, let's hang out again!”

 

Wizard dude walks in the door

 

Wizard dude

Heyooooo, how was it being a monkey?

 

Tim

It was amazing

 

Wizard dude

Hahaha, I brought pizza

 

Tim

Is this pizza magic too?

 

Wizard dude

Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t

 

Tim is about to take a bite, and wizard dude giggles

 

Tim

Okay, what did you do to this pizza?

 

Wizard dude

Nothing, that's the funny part

 

Tim

Hahaha, what a shocker

 

Tim and Wizard dude sit on the couch eating pizza, and wizard dude giggles

 

Tim

Damn it Wizard dude! What did you do to the pizza this time?!

 

Wizard dude

I put some magic in your pizza, you and me are going to go on a magical trip, and take over the kingdom of sexy single women, and then we shall go and conquer the land of super boss villains, and become their leaders, then we’re gonna go explore the Mariana trench, then we’re gonna make a space alien who’s gonna escape, and we’ll spend the entire day trying to find it!

 

Tim

Oh, when is that going to happen?

 

Wizard dude

In a few minutes

 

Tim

Sounds awesome, I can’t wait

 

The episode ends, none of that happens