The Presidential Pop-Up

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Take out your frustrations!

Submitted: March 27, 2018

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"Is unbearable disgust causing you such anguish that you see the two year old playing next door in his yard, and you're seriously considering walking up to him and punching him in his innocent little face, for no reason? Before you go to that extreme, might we suggest a less-harmful remedy? 'The Presidential 'Bob And Weaver", pop-up plastic asshole? It's the plastic President who, no matter how hard and how often you punch it, pops right back to a standing position. Rabbit punch, roundhouse punch, it makes no difference to this President, he stupidly comes back for more, because it has no brain, similar to the actual President.

 

Pull the string on his back, and the plastic President spews ignorant, seventh grade-worthy insults, just like the real thing, and you'll feel the deeply-satisfying release while you're teeing off on his plastic face. So, go ahead, punch yourself blue, without the worry of the secret service paying a visit to your home, and get rid of that unbelievable frustration that seems to engulf you, and makes you think about doing some crazy shit, such as pummel little Junior!"

 

 

 


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