Horror Sale

Horror Sale

  For sale, one set of second hand dentures, would suit elderly

vampire on low income, who can't afford dental implants. 

Already blood stained, nicotine stained, wine stained, body

fluid stained. Made from AIDS resistant material. Some back

teeth missing, but not incisor teeth.

  For sale, one mirror that makes faces look strange. Perfect for 

alcoholics, or those suffering from psychological disturbances,

or dementia.

  For sale, one werewolf mask, good for scaring away cats, 

or troublesome neighbours, or tax collectors.

  For sale, one black cat, one look from its baleful eyes will

give you kittens!

  All offers given deathly consideration. Do not phone before midnight,

mobile reception is very bad at the graveyard. R.I.P.