Super WAG

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WAGs (or Wags) is an acronym used to refer to Wives And Girlfriends of high-profile sportspersons. The term may also be used in the singular form, WAG, to refer to a specific female partner or life
partner who is in a relationships with an athlete. Brooke was a WAG. More specifically, a tennis player WAG. She was the girlfriend, then wife, of Andre, a US tennis player that achieved the No. 1
in the ATP ranking.


WAGs (or Wags) is an acronym used to refer to Wives And Girlfriends of high-profile sportspersons. The term may also be used in the singular form, WAG, to refer to a specific female partner or life partner who is in a relationships with an athlete. The term was first used by the British tabloid press to refer to the wives and girlfriends of high-profile footballers, originally the England national football team. The acronym is now used by the media in other countries to describe the female partners of sportspeople in general.

Brooke was a WAG. More specifically, a tennis player WAG. She was the girlfriend, then wife, of Andre, a US tennis player that achieved the No. 1 in the ATP ranking. Brooke was a "Pretty Baby" and Andre the "King of the Gypsies" with his long lion-mane hairstyle, which was actually a wig. She suggested he cut all his hair off. Andre accepted to shave his head to end with the agonies it caused him, the hypocrisy and lies.

The couple liked to spend their holidays at "The Blue Lagoon" rather than in the "Sahara." "Running Wild" on the beach during "The Weekend" and sharing their "Endless Love" "After Sex" made "The Other Guys" jealous. Brooke and Andre were used to "The Hot Flashes" of fame. She was a "Chalet Girl" who got caught in "The Disenchanted Forest" of love. The couple pursued their respective careers in acting and sport respectively. They spent a lot of time apart, they were part of different worlds. Finally, the distance and irreconcilable differences "Freaked" them out to the point of no return, and they divorced. She used to say to her husband:

"Just You and Me, Kid."

Whenever she wanted to spend time alone with Andre. She didn't call him this way because he was a kid. It was because Andre was nicknamed the Kid of Las Vegas. She was teasing him. It was before they would be tearing each other apart. The truth was Andre had fallen in love with another woman, the greatest female tennis player of all time, Steffi.

Instead of Backstreet Boys, Brooke had "Backstreet Dreams" on "The Seventh Floor" of the building where she lived. "After the Fall" she met "The Prince of Central Park" who told her:

"I Can Make You Love Me."

She had a romantic relationship with him. But as "Nothing Lasts Forever," after a few weeks, he was "Gone, But Not Forgotten."

The "Furry Vengeance" of "The Bachelor" is "What Makes a Family" "Tilt" towards the "Freeway" of separation. "Our Italian Husband" knows this truth too well after having affairs with "Alice, Sweet Alice" and "Jane the Virgin." But "Suddenly Susan," his new conquest, uploaded a sex video online to provoke a scandal as he didn't want to divorce his wife to marry her. The Italian husband was "The Prince of Central Park." He made Brooke believe he would divorce his wife in order to sleep with her. Until he met his nemesis: Susan.

Coming back to WAG, how does it feel to be one of these lucky girlfriends or wives?

"Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window- or break down a door."

It doesn't sound lucky at all as they spend their life away from home playing sport. If being a WAG is like dating a window, just run to the next window- or break down a door.

"I just felt as though I would never be happy again, and as if I had fallen into a big black hole."

Just run to the next window- or break down a door.

"What does good in bed mean to me? When I'm sick and I stay home from school propped up with lots of pillows watching TV and my mom brings me soup - that's good in bed."

After so many bad love experiences Brooke felt depressed and went back to live with her mom. Brooke never stopped to go to school. She attended Princeton University, where she graduated with a bachelor's degree in Romance Languages.

"You are only as pretty as you are nice and smart."

Brooke is pretty nice and pretty smart. I think this is what she means.

"The thing I'm the most proud of in my personal life is that my daughter actually thinks that I'm fabulous."

After so many bad love experiences Brooke doesn't care about what boyfriends and husbands think about her.

"So, goodnight Brooke. It's sad that so many men broke your heart. Hopefully, your mom and your daughter will never break it."


Submitted: April 09, 2018

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