Plumbers On Crack

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Don't look for it in stores!


 

Plumbers On Crack

Insane

 

Verse:

 

Cold steel blade gleams from a dark place,

unsheathed knife will stab you in the face.

Double-barreled twelve gauge lifts you off the ground,

as the projectile-under-pressure makes a booming sound

 

Pre-chorus:

 

Can you say, oh-la-la,

a means-nothing menage-a-trios

 

Verse:

 

Can't dance with cement pants down below,

encased in rock, can't-free-willy don't you know?

Mayhem for breakfast, lunch and dinner,

that's right, baby, he's an unhinged sinner!

 

Repeat Pre-Chorus:

 

Chorus:

 

Escaped savage killer eating wolfs-bane,

and knawing on that plant's made him quite insane

What's that noise outside? What's that shadow in the hall?

Nowhere to run, and there's no one you can call

 

If you call 911, won't help you at all

 

Verse:

 

Feel the adrenaline rise just before the attack,

You can't hide from a plumber on crack

Oh, you can try to grab a lamp to defend,

but he just laughs, won't matter in the end

 

 

Repeat Pre-Chorus:

 

Repeat Chorus"

 

END

 

 

 

 

 

 


Submitted: April 11, 2018

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hullabaloo22

Ha! Brilliant, Mike!

Wed, April 11th, 2018 4:50pm

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Thank you, Hull!

Wed, April 11th, 2018 9:57am

SchoolBoy

This is really good. Will it be released on itunes?

Wed, April 11th, 2018 7:40pm

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Thanks, S, B. Ah, yeah, if you send me a check for $39.95, Ill pass it on to them, because we're friends!

Wed, April 11th, 2018 1:07pm

jaylisbeth

Excellently done, Mike :)

Thu, April 12th, 2018 2:39pm

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Thank you, J. B!

Thu, April 12th, 2018 10:04am

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