Plumbers On Crack
Insane
Verse:
Cold steel blade gleams from a dark place,
unsheathed knife will stab you in the face.
Double-barreled twelve gauge lifts you off the ground,
as the projectile-under-pressure makes a booming sound
Pre-chorus:
Can you say, oh-la-la,
a means-nothing menage-a-trios
Verse:
Can't dance with cement pants down below,
encased in rock, can't-free-willy don't you know?
Mayhem for breakfast, lunch and dinner,
that's right, baby, he's an unhinged sinner!
Repeat Pre-Chorus:
Chorus:
Escaped savage killer eating wolfs-bane,
and knawing on that plant's made him quite insane
What's that noise outside? What's that shadow in the hall?
Nowhere to run, and there's no one you can call
If you call 911, won't help you at all
Verse:
Feel the adrenaline rise just before the attack,
You can't hide from a plumber on crack
Oh, you can try to grab a lamp to defend,
but he just laughs, won't matter in the end
Repeat Pre-Chorus:
Repeat Chorus"
END
Submitted: April 11, 2018
© Copyright 2023 Mike S.. All rights reserved.
Comments
This is really good. Will it be released on itunes?
Wed, April 11th, 2018 7:40pmExcellently done, Mike :)
Thu, April 12th, 2018 2:39pmFacebook Comments
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hullabaloo22
Ha! Brilliant, Mike!
Wed, April 11th, 2018 4:50pmAuthor
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Thank you, Hull!
Wed, April 11th, 2018 9:57am