SALT ON THE NUTS

SALT ON THE NUTS

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This is the original manuscript (SALT ON THE NUTS: THE ADVENTURES OF A WHITE TRASH SAILOR) for a book that was later re-titled and published as SNORTING THE DEVIL'S DANDRUFF before it was highly
edited and cut down on page length. Here is the description for STTD from it's listing on Amazon:

The Big Lebowski enters No Country For Old Men in this high octane, high adrenaline dark comedy “semi-true” thriller that centers on the adventures of a small town marijuana dealing slacker who in
his never ending quest for cold beer, hot women, and a good buzz runs afoul of drug dealing gangsters, vengeful convicts, crazed meth dealers, and a sexy government undercover agent.

Mystery and Crime prison navy meth marijuana biker-gangs

Table of Contents

INTRODUCTION

The call was collect and the caller was hammered on tequila and Mexican Gold. I hadn't heard from Anonymous in almost thirty yea... Read Chapter

ONE

TWO DAYS AGO I AWOKE WITH A HANGOVER THAT COULD KILL A HORSE The late Caribbean sun ... Read Chapter

TWO

Things got kind of weird for me a couple of years ago... SEPTEMBER 24, 2005. THE DAY I BATTLE BOTH HURRICANE RITA AND... Read Chapter

THREE

TALES OF DRUG DEALING AND GETTING CORNHOLED IN THE SLAMMER Said "asshole" that was duct ... Read Chapter

FOUR

BOOZE, RIPPED-0FF DOPE, PENTHOUSE I was only eighteen and I had already witnessed tw... Read Chapter

FIVE

MEMORIES OF WHITE TRASH TOWNS ALONG WITH PROMISES OF ASIAN SEX "You'll get a... Read Chapter

SIX

DROPPING LSD, THE PUSSYCAT THEATER, AND SHIPPING OUT "Sir! Sir! Wake up. You're disturbing the&... Read Chapter

SEVEN

DROP YOUR COCKS AND GRAB YOUR SOCKS It was way after midnight. ... Read Chapter

EIGHT

A WORLD OF SHIT OR MY TIT IS IN A WRINGER Both the military and civilian law enforcem... Read Chapter

NINE

THE DAY THE PROVERBIAL SHIT FINALLY HITS THE FAN "Ricky Brewer and his wife were arrested&... Read Chapter

TEN

DECK APE This was a Cheech and Chong situation if I had ever seen one. The floor o... Read Chapter

ELEVEN

WHITE TRASH, UGLY STRIPPERS, AND BARTENDING MIDGETS The police ... Read Chapter

TWELVE

SHITTING IN MY PANTS AND DOING THE THORAZINE SHUFFLE ... Read Chapter

THIRTEEN - CONCLUSION

BACK TO THE TRAILER (IN MEXICO) Like a dumb shit I had left the lock open to ... Read Chapter

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