Reminder List For D. T.

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Wake up, look at list


Admire myself in the mirror

F**k anything with the name 'President Obama' attached

Pardon Mussolini

Pardon Hitler

Eat Big Macs for breakfast

Eat Big Macs for lunch

Eat Big Macs for Dinner

Find knee pads with picture of Putin on them

Watch Fox News, and only Fox News

In bed no earlier than three am

Up no later than six am

Try to remember what I said yesterday
 

Look down pants to reassure myself

 

Launch military strike against someone

 


Submitted: April 14, 2018

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hullabaloo22

Wicked but true! Excellent, Mike!

Sat, April 14th, 2018 5:48pm

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Thanks much, Hull!

Sat, April 14th, 2018 10:49am

jaylisbeth

This can't be any more real, Mike. Well done.

Mon, April 16th, 2018 2:46pm

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Thank you, J. B!

Mon, April 16th, 2018 9:33am

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