Reminder List For D. T.

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Wake up, look at list

Admire myself in the mirror

F**k anything with the name 'President Obama' attached

Pardon Mussolini

Pardon Hitler

Eat Big Macs for breakfast

Eat Big Macs for lunch

Eat Big Macs for Dinner

Find knee pads with picture of Putin on them

Watch Fox News, and only Fox News

In bed no earlier than three am

Up no later than six am

Try to remember what I said yesterday

Look down pants to reassure myself


Launch military strike against someone


Submitted: April 14, 2018

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Wicked but true! Excellent, Mike!

Sat, April 14th, 2018 5:48pm


Thanks much, Hull!

Sat, April 14th, 2018 10:49am


This can't be any more real, Mike. Well done.

Mon, April 16th, 2018 2:46pm


Thank you, J. B!

Mon, April 16th, 2018 9:33am

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