Admire myself in the mirror
F**k anything with the name 'President Obama' attached
Pardon Mussolini
Pardon Hitler
Eat Big Macs for breakfast
Eat Big Macs for lunch
Eat Big Macs for Dinner
Find knee pads with picture of Putin on them
Watch Fox News, and only Fox News
In bed no earlier than three am
Up no later than six am
Try to remember what I said yesterday
Look down pants to reassure myself
Launch military strike against someone
Submitted: April 14, 2018
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This can't be any more real, Mike. Well done.
Mon, April 16th, 2018 2:46pm
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Thank you, J. B!
Mon, April 16th, 2018 9:33amFacebook Comments
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hullabaloo22
Wicked but true! Excellent, Mike!
Sat, April 14th, 2018 5:48pmAuthor
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Thanks much, Hull!
Sat, April 14th, 2018 10:49am