Dental Revenge

Dental Revenge

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Humour.


Dental Revenge

 

I thought the dentist

Was my pal,

Till I pinched her

On the tail,

I'm just a male

I thought her meat was halal,

But she gave

my penis root canal,

Until it was guaranteed to fail.

 


Submitted: April 15, 2018

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