United Nation's Gay Declaration
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United Nation's Gay Declaration
The United Nations, the world government, has declared that
homosexuality is mandatory, in order to control the world's
population explosion, and its ever increasing demand on Gaia's
resources.
A United Nations spokesperson stated today, " We must stop
heterosexual breeding, it is very bad for the planet! Heterosexuality
is outlawed! Anyone seen behaving in an heterosexually flirtatious
manner will have their vagina sewed-up using the African method
if they are a woman, if they are a man they will be liberated from
their penis with an halal butcher's knife!
Heterosexuals will no longer be permitted to have children. Only
gay couples using I.V.F. technology will be allowed this privilege.
Soon we will be introducing a progressive health programme to
enable male homosexuals to have womb transplants, so that they
too can give birth.
Remember, hope is near! The future is here! The future is queer!
Don't let the planet disappear!"
Submitted: April 26, 2018
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Al Ashcott
Tom, you're insane! :D lmao
Wed, December 22nd, 2021 10:39pmThe moment I read 'homosexuality is mandatory' I started to laugh like an idiot! I just pictured the horrified faces of men in particular after hearing the word 'mandatory' ... The future is here! The future is queer! haha
Al
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Thanks for the compliment Al, I'm crazy alright, but not as crazy as the society that tells men can have a baby! Many a true word is said in jest!
Wed, December 22nd, 2021 3:16pm