Gnome Research

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Humour.

Submitted: April 25, 2018

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Gnome Research

 

I have been doing research

Into the bones

Of garden gnomes,

It seems to fractures

They are inherantly prone,

Especially when they smoke

The surrounding weeds

And are stoned,

My advise is to never 

Leave them alone,

Least they break a hip

And end-up in a nursing home!

 


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