Could not wait i want my bike

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Thank God its getting warmer and no more snow here in the UK cause it means one thing to me its time to get my motorbike out and blast the winter cobwebs of winter away and knowing me get a pile of
speeding tickets.



Hard day at work, the boss is giving you a hard time, your clock watching till it’s time to go.


My God it’s going slow . . . . . then the hand moved – It’s time to go! 


I throw my jacket on and run out the door before the boss can catch me to give me more . . . .  Not a chance tonight my old mucker - not tonight


Finally getting home at last.  The traffic was so slow but I take a deep breath and open the doors to the garage very slow.  There she is all shiny and bright.  My baby is back!!!  It’s been a long winter to see her standing there but now the sun is out and off I can go!


I give the wife a big kiss - the children stand no chance of getting close!


Up to the room and the suit thrown on the bed.  The feel of real leather slide over my skin but a little bit of a problem . . . . . . Too many pork pies over the winter!!  With a big deep breath the zip is up and now I can breathe and with the boots on I glide down the staircase.


“My god . . . you boys never grow up!“ the wife says as the smile on my face says it all. 


A quick kiss and a bite to eat then I am bloody off into the garage.  She stands there leaning on the stand.


The helmet goes on and then the gloves.  


I sit on her and get a big thrill and no it’s not the wife . . . it’s my other girl


The key goes in.  I make the switch the electrics go on and then wait for it . . . . . wait for it . . . . . Ohhhhh shit, shit no fucking petrol!


What a prat how could I be such a fool of all the things I forgot the fuel.


Wife I need my wife


‘Please babe!  PLEASE can you get me some fuel otherwise I have to get changed and it took me a life time to get into these leathers please!!!!’


“Give me the can“ and off she went with an evil look in her eyes


OMG it seemed to take forever but then she arrived


I gave her a kiss and then a hug.  I snatched the can and filled her up.


I know you probably thinking I am being harsh on the wife but I am not. . . . . She is only in a mood because her bike is in the shop - it blew a gasket when she tried to start her bike last Monday night!


She gave me a grunt as I started mine up.  The noise sent shocks up all of my spine.


The wife came out and gave me a kiss then as I selected the first gear and revved her up (not the wife the bike) and of I went


It’s been a long time since I had been out - winter in this country is never the best for a bike but this night was sunny and bright so of I went into the night . . . . . . . . . . .  Oh yes, I have my mojo back

Submitted: May 01, 2018

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Winters are not the best for it! Nicely done.

Wed, May 2nd, 2018 8:34pm

Mr Watson

OH, the thrill of it all ! nicely put Simon, the wind in your hair and the freedom lives in us all.

Mon, May 14th, 2018 12:21pm

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