You Don’t Have To Be Mental To Be Married... But It Helps!

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What happens when crazy in love... with someone crazy!

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INTRODUCTION

Submitted: May 03, 2018

My wife and I met in unusual circumstances, on a factory production line when both of us had casual summertime jobs. We dated for 5 month... Read Chapter

CLAMOUR MODEL

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Near where we first lived, in the South Downs, there’s an event called the ‘Posh Car Boot Sale’. Quite simply hundreds of wealthy l... Read Chapter

THE NEW (NUT) JOB

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When we first moved to London we had a pretty hard time. We had some savings, but I wanted to protect them so we both decided to job hunt... Read Chapter

QUIET PLEASE

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My wife and I were at a charity dinner for children with mental disabilities. I used to go to a lot of these as part of my job. We were s... Read Chapter

WEDDING SPLASHERS

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An old school friend of mine lives in Bruges, in Belgium, and through him I got to know a good circle of people, all very nice, laid back... Read Chapter

PARTY, YEAAAA!!!

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We were invited to her grandma's 83rd birthday party. Was a big do as she's a popular old bird with a big family and many friends. About ... Read Chapter

CALL ME BY MY NAME

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One night, we were having sex. Earlier we'd been talking about a wedding we'd been to recently and how we hadn’t laughed so much in mon... Read Chapter

PYRO

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When my wife and I first got together my sister and her spent a lot of time together. One evening my sister mentioned that I used to set ... Read Chapter

15 HOURS HOME

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Due to another symptom of my wife’s unwillingness to fly, we went on a driving holiday through Europe to get away from the stress she... Read Chapter

PARTY LIKE YOU MEAN IT

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For most of my young life I worked in television. Shortly after I got married (at 24) the independent production company I was working fo... Read Chapter

YOU’VE GOT MALE

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One day I was delighted when my wife surprised me by coming into my work. I had a quick meeting and then we could go out for lunch so I l... Read Chapter

AND NOW COUGH

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I once went to the doctor because I was concerned I might have asthma. It wasn’t that serious, just problems breathing. He diagnosed a ... Read Chapter

TO BE SURE

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A good friend of my wife, they’d known each other since they were 8, called her one night and said she'd met a new man, and was crazy a... Read Chapter

SUNDAY FUNDAY

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One Sunday, I walked over to her sister's house, as she lived close to us, and was helping her to learn french. We sat in the lounge, cha... Read Chapter

TEXT MANIAC

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I do not watch a lot of television but I do like to catch a few things and, in 2005, Top Gear was one of them. My wife and I lived in... Read Chapter

AU REVOIR

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Because my wife didn't fly (see 15 HOURS HOME) we go to Europe a lot by the Channel Tunnel or ferry. This journey we decided to travel by... Read Chapter

DV-DON’T

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Not long after we were married I was made redundant and we decided to have a few months off. We moved into an apartment in the south of F... Read Chapter

BIRTHDAY TO REMEMBER!

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When we lived near Cannes, I used to doss around a lot and take life easy. Walks to the harbour, then out on a boat until mid afternoon, ... Read Chapter

DIVORCE AT A WEDDING

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Jodie was a good friend of mine from back when I was 16. We used to go out drinking together, were good friends and that friendship endur... Read Chapter

POST SCRIPT

Submitted: May 03, 2018

Thank you for reading the trials and tribulations (to put it mildly) of my marriage. This is in no way a method to attack women (or wives... Read Chapter