"London Bridge' American-Style

London Bridge is Falling Down

London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down.
London Bridge is falling down,
My fair lady.

London Bridge is broken down,
Broken down, broken down.
London Bridge is broken down,
My fair lady.

New American Version

'Watch The Wheels Come Flying OFF'

'Watch the wheels come flying off,

flying off, flying off,

watch the wheels come flying off,

our Mr. Shady

'Watch old Trumper board the train,

board the train, board the train,

Watch old Trumper board the train,

next stop Disgraceville.

'Idiotic wanna-be,

wanna-be, wanna-be,

idiotic wanna-be,

is going tits-up.