"London Bridge' American-Style

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A valuable lesson for the kids


 

London Bridge is Falling Down

 

 

London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down.
London Bridge is falling down,
My fair lady.
London Bridge is broken down,
Broken down, broken down.
London Bridge is broken down,
My fair lady.

 

New American Version

 

'Watch The Wheels Come Flying OFF'

 

'Watch the wheels come flying off,

flying off, flying off,

watch the wheels come flying off,

our Mr. Shady

 

'Watch old Trumper board the train,

board the train, board the train,

Watch old Trumper board the train,

next stop Disgraceville.

 

'Idiotic wanna-be,

wanna-be, wanna-be,

idiotic wanna-be,

is going tits-up.

 

 


Submitted: May 05, 2018

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hullabaloo22

Beautiful, Mike!

Sat, May 5th, 2018 4:37pm

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Thank you, Hull, I receive a review on my pay site obviously from a Trumper:

"a nice effort, Mike. not overly inventive or deep. but it is a good piece of political commentary. you make your point without the burden of truth"

Sat, May 5th, 2018 9:47am

jaylisbeth

Absolutely clever, Mike :)

Mon, May 7th, 2018 2:06pm

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Thank you, J. B!

Mon, May 7th, 2018 9:38am

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