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Letters Episode 2: “The Annoying Mail Girl”

 

“As you can probably tell by now, I easily get annoyed and irritated. Especially by Kyohi and that annoying mail girl. I wasn’t always like that. In fact, I used to have a best friend. His name was Kai. Everyday after school, we would always hang out on the roof of my house and just talk about anything. Literally. You name it. Video games, girls, and even how much school sucked. Eventually, my family and I moved away, so I haven’t heard from him since. Oh, and you’re probably wondering who Kyohi is. Well, if it wasn’t obvious already, he works with me at that dump I was at yesterday. We’ve been working together for the past 3 years, and yet I still don’t know anything about him. Not that I care for that matter. Anyway, I have to answer the door.”

 

*Ding Dong*

 

(Rukasu opens the door)

 

Rukasu: What do you want. 

 

Mail Girl: I’m here to give you your mail Mister Okami, like I've been trying to do for the past couple of weeks. 

 

Rukasu: I don’t need it.

 

Mail Girl: Look, I’m just trying to do my job, so can you please just take it?

 

Rukasu: Is throwing my mail all over the place part of your job? Because if it is, you're pretty damn good at it. 

 

Mail Girl: Yeah? Well are you a certified asshole? Because I would love to see your degree. Now can you just take it already. I have a lot of mail to deliver. 

 

Rukasu: Pfft.Fine

 

Mail Girl: Thank y-

 

(Rukasu throws the mail at her face)

 

Mail Girl:...

 

Rukasu: Thanks for the mail. Have a good day!

 

(Rukasu tries to close the door…)

 

Mail Girl: No you don’t! 

 

Rukasu: Hey let go!

 

Mail Girl: You closed the door on me yesterday! I’m not going to let you do that again! 

 

Rukasu: Argh! Move! Let go!

 

Mail Girl: No! I’m not leaving until you take your mail!

 

Rukasu: Damn it, let go of the door!

 

Mail Girl: Fine. 

 

(Rukasu falls down)

 

Rukasu: What the hell is wrong with you? You almost broke my door you idiot!

 

Mail Girl: I wonder who’s fault that was. 

 

Rukasu: *Sigh* Listen, if you don’t-

 

(Rukasu is slapped right across his face)

 

Rukasu: Ow! What was that for?!

 

Mail Girl: For being a jerk. 

 

(Mail Girl leaves)

 

Rukasu: Man, what a bitch.

 

(A few minutes later) 

 

Old man: Y…your..

 

Rukasu: My what?

 

Old man:…

 

Rukasu: Now is not a good time old man.

 

(Later at work during Rukasu’s break…)

 

Kyohi: You ate it, didn’t you?

 

Rukasu: Ate what?

 

Kyohi: The sandwich.

 

Rukasu: What is wrong with you? Are you stalking me or something?

 

Kyohi: I imagine you in the form of a starving dog. Therefore I have to make sure to feed you througout the day. That includes walking you. 

 

Rukasu: *Sigh*. You’re the reason that I hate life. 

 

Kyohi: Look on the bright side, at least you get free food am I right?

 

Rukasu: Please stop talking.

 

(Rukasu starts smoking)

 

Kyohi: You know smoking isn’t good for you right?

 

Rukasu: Since when did you care?

 

Kyohi: I don’t, but your body does. 

 

Rukasu: Whatever. 

 

Kyohi: Oh look! I think she's here now.

 

Rukasu: She?

 

(A few minutes later…)

 

Sota: Gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you to Ayane Konomi!

 

Rukasu: What? You’re that crazy mail girl from this morning!

 

Ayane: You’ve got to be kidding me…

 

Kyohi: Wait, you guys know each other?

 

Ayane: Something like that. Are you actually friends with this jerk?

 

Kyohi: Well, I try to be, but he’s a bit difficult to train.

 

Ayane: Train?

 

Kyohi: Yeah because he's like a do-

 

Rukasu: Shut the hell up.

 

Ayane: Still cranky as ever I see. Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning? You might want to consider getting a new one. Maybe even a new cage.

 

(Kyohi laughs quietly to himself)

 

Rukasu: Screw you. 

 

Sota: I can already tell that you kids will be good friends! Well, see you guys later!

 

(Later after work…)

 

Ayane: I never realized how tiring it was to make sushi all day.

 

Kyohi: Yeah it’s quite a job, but you’ll get used to it after a while haha.

 

Ayane: I sure hope so.

 

Kyohi: By the way, what was your name again?

 

Ayane: It's Ayane. 

 

Kyohi: Oh okay cool. I’ll remember that. Well, see you tomorrow Ayane!

 

Ayane: Okay see you!

 

(A few minutes later…)

 

Ayane: What are you still doing here? 

 

Rukasu: Why do you care?

 

Ayane: Because I'm curious. 

 

Rukasu: *Sigh* I'm just reading. Ever heard of it?

 

Ayane: I've never heard of you, that's for sure.

 

Rukasu: Whatever.

 

Ayane: What are you reading? How to treat girls?

 

Rukasu: What? No.

 

(Ayane takes a peek over Rukasu's shoulder)

 

Rukasu: Hey get off me! What is your problem?!

 

Ayane: A cook book huh. You’re trying to learn how to cook, aren’t you?

 

Rukasu: It’s none of your business.

 

Ayane: You’re right. It’s not. But can I ask you something?

 

Rukasu: Great, more questions…

 

Ayane: Why are you always so rude to everyone?

 

Rukasu: Why do you care?

 

Ayane: You answered my question with another question. 

 

Rukasu: You wouldn’t understand even if I told you. 

 

Ayane: Well I don’t mind if you don’t tell me, but you should at least drop the attitude.

 

Rukasu: Are you done talking? Because I have other important things to do.

 

Ayane: Fine.

 

(Later in Rukasu’s apartment…)

 

Rukasu: Hm? What’s this? Looks like a letter from Kai.

 


Submitted: May 07, 2018

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