Pride And Joys

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A BIG day at school!

Submitted: May 10, 2018

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I can remember the time I got my boobs, it was November, 1976, and I was thrilled, who doesn't remember puberty? Life hadn't yet pounded me into submission and made me come to the depressing realization that it's all crazy bullshit. It seemed like a big development at the time. I was thirteen, and it seemed like the most important days in my young life. No longer would I feel inferior, I had chest-swingers!

 

I remember I put on my tightest sweater and proudly walked into my first period junior high school class. Everyone was staring, and I felt so proud. As I sat there with a smile a mile wide, I started to hear snickers, then laughter. Just jealousy, I thought, at least at first. Then Mrs. Gray came up to me and whispered, 'Your sexuality is not my concern, but I'll have to ask you to change into something more appropriate." I whispered back,

 

"It's not my fault, puberty, you remember."

 

"Yes, I certainly do, but you're a guy."

 

"So?"

 

"Well, girls get breasts."

 

"So, I did too, what do you say to that?"

 

"Maybe you should cut down on the ice cream?"

 

"Oh."

 

 

I learned a lot that day, and went home in shame. I told Mom I wanted to start a crash diet that night, and I figured having bigger boobs than any future wife was probably a bad way to start a marriage!

 

 


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