Customer Service

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


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Submitted: May 11, 2018

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Submitted: May 11, 2018

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Customer Service

 

Dear Mr McMullen,

As one of the Commonwealth Bank's dear

and valued customers we are writing to tell you that your local

bank branch is transititioning into a brothel. But there's no need

to worry, the same friendly staff will still work there, you will still be

able to make deposits and withdrawels, you will still have the

choice of using cash or your credit card, and as well we will be

offering extra services. I'm sure in these days of internet banking

you will appreciate the personal touch that will soon be available

at your local branch, and if you have any personal requirements,

or requests, do not hesitate to contact or co-operative confidential

staff, there goal is to satisfy with the minimum of inconvenience.

  Knowing that you will soon be here to liaise, yours sincerely...


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