Stone Age Stevie

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


He'd rather keep it parked.

Submitted: May 15, 2018

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Stone Age Stevie

with the dials on his TV

wouldn’t get up to go pee

Instead he’d simply take a knee

 

“It’s too far a walk,” he’d say

“I’d rather keep it parked instead.”

“To take a knee is easier”

“Besides, my bedpan is cleaner.”

 

Nope, no toilet for this man

No sink and soap for his hands

Though he never lacked motivation

To grab some grub from the refrigeration

 

Stone Age Stevie

with the dials on his TV

wouldn’t get up to go pee

But was always on his feet when he was hungry


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