Islamic Marriage Proposal

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Humour.

Submitted: May 19, 2018

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Islamic Marriage Proposal

 

I want to marry

A muslima,

I'll serenade her

Beneath the crescent moon

And stars,

With a Cat Stevens song

I've learnt on my guitar,

I don't care if she comes 

From Pakistan, or from Omar,

As long as her flesh is pure

And doesn't bruise or scar,

We'll have lots of screaming kids

For Allah,

And I'll give them plenty of halal jelly beans

I keep fresh inside a jar,

So they'll grow-up to be good muslims

Just like their Ma and Pa.

 

 


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