Dream Doll

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Humour. The Perfect Match.

Submitted: May 21, 2018

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Submitted: May 21, 2018

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Dream Doll

 

The sex doll of my dreams

Is a dwarfish drag queen

That runs on gasoline,

And like Oscar Wilde

Her teeth are green,

I make love to her 

With a jar of vasoline,

And then hang her out to dry

From the termite infested roof beams,

She's the sexiest sex doll

I've ever seen,

Though her snoring is obscene!


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