Trigger Warning

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


Humour. Flash Fiction. Some People Are Just So Sensitive!

Submitted: May 25, 2018

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Submitted: May 25, 2018

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Trigger Warning

 

  This is a trigger warning, if you are offended by reality do

not read this story. Go to a safe space, a university, or a psychiatric

facility, they probably both share the same building and staff, you

should be able to go to both easily, go there but do not read this

story.

  If you are thin skinned and spend all day crying Boo Hoo! Boo

Hoo! I'm offended! Do not read this story, take some medication,

have a candlelight vigil, wave a rainbow flag, hug and cuddle

your neighbours, throw darts at a Donald Trump photo, but do

not read this story.

  This story contains dialogue from the real world, this story contains

scenes and actual events from the real world, if you don't want to

remove your brain from the cotten wool it is wrapped in, don't read it.

If you are afraid that this story will be so disturbing it will make you melt

like a snowflake, snow flake, don't read it, read the instructions for

your mobile phone, or your computer, buy a sex doll, or watch

some internet porn, take your mind of the world if you are easily upset,

and emotionally fragile, just don't read this story, have a cup of latee

coffee, just don't read this story.

  If you think every opinion apart from your own is a sympton of a 

phobia, please don't read this story. If you want a blissed out life  of

peace and flowers and unicorns...Please don't read this story...Please 

don't read this story...Now...In the beginning God created the heavens

and the snowflakes...

 


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