The Professor Of Lunacy

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Horror  |  House: Booksie Classic


Horror.Humour. Amusement Rides.

Submitted: May 29, 2018

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Professor Of Lunacy

 

I'm the professor of lunacy

At Luna Park

On the harbourside,

I've been there

Since the day I died,

I live in a house

That is fatter

Than it is wide,

With the bones 

Of my alien bride,

I'll teach you

All the amusement rides,

The Spider's poisonous

Death ride,

The Big Dipper's

Thrilling suicide ride,

And others beside,

I'll teach you to live

In the Haunted House

To be a ghost with pride,

And I'll teach you to seduce

The corpses

Washed in with the tide!


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