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Humour.Flash Fiction Free Art Is Dangerous!

Submitted: May 30, 2018

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Submitted: May 30, 2018





  An unknown artist was arrested recently by police for leaving 

photocopies of his drawings on public transport. The police 

spokesperson said they had  seized a photocopier and biros

from his home.

  The artist said that he travelled by public transport every day

to visit his mother in a nursing home, where she has been in

the final stages of Alzheimer's disease for years. The artist

continued that he would often draw to pass the time while sitting

next to his mother as she screamed, and explained that he had

only distributed photocopies to help cheer up his fellow commuters,

and felt that the public deserved to have free art.

  The police spokesperson stated that the accused was as bad

as a commen railway busker who tried to peddle songs, they said 

they could find nothing happy about the photcopies, and demanded

that the artist serve time at the Munch Detention Centre For The

Chronically Tasteless, and after his release only be allowed to walk 

to the nursing home...

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