Super Hairdresser

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A hairdresser is a person whose occupation is to cut or style hair in order to change or maintain a person's image. This is achieved using a combination of hair coloring, haircutting, and hair
texturing techniques. Kirsten was a hairdresser with a "True Heart."

Submitted: May 31, 2018

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A hairdresser is a person whose occupation is to cut or style hair in order to change or maintain a person's image. This is achieved using a combination of hair coloring, haircutting, and hair texturing techniques.

Kirsten was a hairdresser with a "True Heart." She was "Drop Dead Gorgeous" and lived in the "Luckytown" of "Elizabethtown." With a "Touch of Evil" she knew "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People." Hopefully, she was wise enough to never use her "Touch of Evil." "All Good Things" come to people who control their evil side.

Kirsten was in love with "Spider-Man." Unfortunately, she could never give him a haircut. "Spider-Man" had two younger brothers, "Spider-Man 2" and "Spider-Man 3." Once, he came to the hair salon where Kirsten worked with his two younger brothers. As they were entering the salon, "Marie Antoinette," Kirsten's colleague said:

"Three new customers disguised en "Spider-Man."

Then she asked them to take off their mask so that she could cut their hair. The three Spider-Men looked at each others puzzled. They didn't know what to do. Kirsten tried to save the situation by saying:

"They are working for "Kiki's Delivery Service."

"And what are they delivering?" asked "Marie Antoinette."

"The Bling Ring." said "Spider-Man."

"Spider-Man" was also in love with Kirsten. But he was so shy that he asked his two younger brothers to come with him the day he would ask Kirsten to marry him. Kirsten was so choked that she felt her whole world was turned "Upside Down."

What was happening was just "Crazy/Beautiful." I mean,... crazy and beautiful at the same time. It looked like an "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind." "Small Soldiers" and "Little Women" attended the wedding celebration at "Wimbledon." "On the Road" to their honeymoon the new married couple asked each other what their first child would be like. More like spider or more like human? With hair or no hair? Climbing walls or walking down the street?...

A year later Kirsten gave birth to a baby girl that looked just like her. The couple named her "Anastasia." As she was growing up, "Anastasia" started to imitate her dad. She would rather climb walls than walking down the street. When she was in her teens she decided to shave her head to look more like her father. She was in her way to become Spider-Woman, and would someday unravel "The Mystery of the Third Planet." How did she do that? She had an "Interview with the Vampire" who revealed it to her: "The Bonfire of the Vanities" is what makes people "Greedy" on the Third Planet (Earth is the third planet from the Sun).

Back to Kirsten. She didn't care about "The Mystery of the Third Planet" like her daughter "Anastasia" did. She just cared about giving a good haircut to her customers. Kirsten was down-to-earth and happy with the life she had. Listening to "The Cat's Meow" and reading "New York Stories" were her favorite pastime.

If you are a rather calm person like Kirsten, you might get an hyperactive daughter who shake the world, and take you out of your comfort zone. Probably to teach you a life lesson and give more balance to your life.

Back to Kirsten and her life as a hairdresser.

"I love what I do and I don't want to stop - This is all I've ever wanted."

There are people like Kirsten who are happy just being alive. They find an occupation to keep them busy (hairdresser or whatever), and that's it.

"It's always nice when people appreciate your work because it means you've affected them, which is great. And so that feels good."

A new haircut make people feel good, and that makes Kirsten happy. She really affects her customers' life in a positive way.

"I attract a different kind of boy when my hair's red. I get more quality men - like a more thoughtful, nerdy dude."

Never underestimate the power of attraction of colors.

"I love my snaggle fangs. They give me character and character is sexy."

Never underestimate the power of attractions of snaggle fangs. It's more sexy than you imagine. It's wild and intense. Like the best sex you ever had.

"Confidence is very sexy. You could be not cute at all and have such confidence."

Never underestimate the power of attraction of confidence. It's like honey for the bees.

"The real secret to total gorgeousness is to believe in yourself."

It looks Kirsten is a very exciting woman despite her calm appearance and her boring occupation (hairdresser). She believes in herself, is confident, has snaggle fangs and dye her hair in red. She's got everything to make "Spider-Man" happy.

"So, goodnight Kirsten. Now I understand better why you are "Drop Dead Gorgeous." It's for believing in yourself, not for the way you look."


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