'Cross-Trainer Sweat Pants'

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A product there's a need for

Submitted: June 04, 2018

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Submitted: June 04, 2018

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"Master-Crotch Cross-Trainer Sweat Pants"

With Bulge-Enhancing Technology

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'Do you love to run, but tired of being rejected by that someone you're trying to impress? Tired of open laughter when you flop on by? Now, from The Master-Crotch Corporation, it the new 'Cross-Trainer Sweat Pants, With Bulge-Enhancing Technology.' Potato's are too heavy, and poor placement can be uncomfortable (especially when accidentally placed in the back). Wouldn't you feel secure in the knowledge of proper placement, automatically? You'll become the pied piper of jogging, with both women AND men willing to follow you anywhere! So, order the new "Cross-Trainer Sweat Pants, With Bulge Enhancing Technology,' and jog your way into an incredible relationship, oh yeah, and great shape!'


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