The Biblical Barbecue

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Humour. Flash Fiction. Well Cooked Meat!

Submitted: June 04, 2018

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Submitted: June 04, 2018



The Biblical Barbecue


God said to Andy, " You're having a barbecue! "

Andy said, " Who me? "

God said, " Yeh you! "

Andy said, " What we gonna eat? "

God said, " We're gonna eat your son Andrew! "

Andy said, " No! "

God said, " It's true, he'll do! "

Andy said, " What if I don't agree? "

God said, " I'll get Satan to cook you in a stew! "

 So Andy grabbed Andrew, he didn't have a clue. 

  Andy lit a match, and the flames grew and grew,

  Ten minutes later Andy sat down with his meal and began to chew!




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