Super One-Eyed

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Blindness is the state or condition of being unable to see because of injury, disease, or a congenital condition. It also means a lack of perception, awareness, or judgement; ignorance. Donald was
blind in one eye and only half ignorant, thanks Good.

Submitted: June 06, 2018

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Blindness is the state or condition of being unable to see because of injury, disease, or a congenital condition. It also means a lack of perception, awareness, or judgement; ignorance. I guess blind in one eye means you only lack perception, awareness, or judgement half of the time. Thanks to the other eye, the eye able to see. It also means you are only half ignorant. That means you give the correct answer one time out of two.

Donald was blind in one eye and only half ignorant, thanks Good. He lived in the "Castle of the Living Dead." The year before at the "Dr. Terror's House of Horrors." And the year before last at the "National Lampoon's Animal House." Every year he moved to a better house. Next year he'll probably move to "The Shuttered Room" on the second floor of the White House (Yellow Oval Room). Today the Yellow Oval Room is used for small receptions and for greeting heads of states immediately before a State Dinner. But at night Donald will turn it into his home.

Donald had to deal with the animals at the "NationalLampoon's Animal House," with Dr. Terror at his House of Horrors, and with the Living Deads at their castle. So I think he'll be able to cope with some heads of states and the other Donald. The Donald who is able to see with his two eyes, but who's completely ignorant. The Donald who never gives the correct answer, not even one time out often. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. "Oedipus the King?" No, Donald (Duck) the King. Donald is definitely no "Ordinary People."

"HeavenHelp Us" save the Donalds!"

A "Revolution" might be the solution. A "Scream of Stone," "A Dry White Season" to prevent an "Oubreak." The return of "JFK," "A Time To Kill," anything, to save the world from the other Donald.

"Younger & Younger" as the years went passing by, Donald got involved in a "Shadow Conspiracy" with the "Shadow of the Wolf." Indeed, at midnight a witness saw "The Wolf at the Door." But the next minute it turned into a man, Donald. It happened on a full moon evening. That should explain everything. Unfortunately, the witness was "The Railway Station Man," who had just been bitten by "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." As a consequence he had his judgment impaired. "Six Degrees of Separation" with reality and you fall into mythomania.

"The Day of the Locust," Donald had a blind date with the"LadyIce" "Joanna"at "The Kentucky Fried Movie." Well,... that was not exactly a blind date as Donald was only blind in one eye. They watched "Alex in Wonderland," the male version of Alice in Wonderland. After the movie Donald invited her to go tothe "Buster's Bedroom"(YellowOval Room). That's what Donald called his place to make it sounds more glamorous whenever he invited a woman to spend the night. But "Joanna" was a woman with "Pride and Prejudice." She wanted to date an "Astro Boy," not any buster. On a first date she decided to put some limits. But Donald liked it "WithoutLimits." He was definitely not an "AstroBoy," rather some"SpaceCowboys." The problem was Donald knew more about "The Art of War" than the art of love.

Donald had a "Billion Dollar Brain." He believed three things were needed to make a relationship work: "A Man, a Woman, and a Bank" account. He was not totally wrong. The only problem was Donald's bank account had a permanent negative balance. "End of the Game" of love for Donald. He ended by himself one more time and for good.

"I would look a little silly playing Casanova now."

"Days of Darkness" and depression lied ahead for Donald. He tried to commit suicide with an "American Gun." But as he was about to pull the trigger of the gun, he read on it: made in China. An "American Gun" made in China with an "Assassin's Bullet" inside it? You cannot be serious! Donald is gonna complain to the National Rifle Association (NRA) to prohibit the importation of firearms from China in America. Actually, the National Rifle Association is a lobby so powerful that they usually get what they want from Donald. Not the blind in one eye half ignorant. The one who is able see with his two eyes, but who's completely ignorant.

"The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife."

I think there is a spelling mistake. It cannot be true as Donald is definitely not Casanova. Beside, he ended the game of love a long time ago, and had no wife. I think he meant:

"The only thing I feel passionate about is my life."

Now it makes sense.

"It's the things we love most that destroy us."

Money, power, addictions, anything else?

"One measurement is worth a thousand expert opinions."

"Ask the Dust" to know what measurement Donald is talking about as I only give the correct answer one time out of three.

"So, goodnight Donald. Never give the "Benefit of the Doubt" to the other Donald. With him there's no "Free Money." Only "A Time to Kill" "Lost Angels." I mean, people who follow him blindly will become one of his "Apprentice to Murder."


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