Spook Pride

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Submitted: June 07, 2018

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Submitted: June 07, 2018



Spook Pride


  The ghost liberation movement will be holding a spook's pride

march in the city this week to combat spookphobia. A spook's

spokesperson, " We are not elephants, we are spooks, we demand 

the right for dead people to be treated the same as the living. We

demand the right to be married, to have abortions, to have children,

to have fertility treatment, to have wombs, to be treated with equality

at work, and in the education system. We demand the right to be

able to haunt castles and houses, and other spooky places with 

impunity. We demand...We demand the flag of spookiness be waved

throughout the city...We demand spookphobia end today! We  demand 

inclusiveness and diversity for spooks now! We demand the right 

 for spooks to drive! We demand affirmative action for spooks!

We demand seats in the government! We demand money off the living!

We demand an end to bigotry agasinst spooks now! We demand an

end to injustice against spooks now... We demand the end of the 

living now! Spooks Rule! "



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