Black Humour

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Humour. Anyone For Suicide?

Submitted: June 07, 2018

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Black Humour

 

I'm so depressed

I went to punch myself in the head

But I missed,

I'm so depressed

I think I'll change my gender

And become a feminist,

And run around

With my knickers in a twist,

I'm so depressed

I heard muslims want 

suicide bombers

I think I'll enlist,

I'm so depressed

I think I'll give myself

A lobotomy

Amd become a Buddhist

So I don't exist,

I'm so depressed

I think I'll become

An alcoholic

And walk around blind

In a booze mist,

I'm so depressed

There's so many options

To add to the list...

Maybe I should swallow pills

Or slash my wrists,

I'm so depressed

There are so many choices

That are hard to resist!


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