Super Viking

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Vikings were Norse seafarers, mainly speaking the Old Norse language, who raided and traded from their Northern European homelands across wide areas of northern, central, eastern and western
Europe, during the late 8th to late 11th centuries. Chris was a viking. He was so brave and so strong that he was dubbed "Thor."

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Vikings were Norse seafarers, mainly speaking the Old Norse language, who raided and traded from their Northern European homelands across wide areas of northern, central, eastern and western Europe, during the late 8th to late 11th centuries. Perceived views of the Vikings as alternatively violent, piratical heathens or as intrepid adventurers owe much to conflicting varieties of the modern Viking myth that had taken shape by the early 20th century. There is no evidence that they wore horned helmets.

Chris was a viking. He was so brave and so strong that he was dubbed "Thor." "The Dark World" looked like "A Perfect Getaway" for Chris, who liked to spend his "Vacation" in the worst places in order to impress his friends, "The Avengers." At the "Red Dawn," Chris would "Rush" "Snow White and the Huntsman" to join him in his adventures. On his drekar (longship) he navigated along the coastline and ambushed some "Ghostbusters." Chris believed in ghosts, and protected them from ghost hunters.

"In the Heart of the Sea," Chris had an encounter with "Star Trek." They fought an "Infinity War." Ultimately Chris had the upper hand, and took "Star Trek Into Darkness."

However, Chris' biggest challenge was to come: "Ragnarok" -In Norse mythology, Ragnarok is a series of future events, including a great battle, the occurrence of various natural disasters, and the subsequent submersion of the world in water- A "Winter's War" started with "Doctor Strange" and his "12 Strong" horse soldiers who launched a surprise attack of the Lake Tahoe's El Royale.

"Bad Times at the El Royale."

Said Chris when he realized what was happening. Then he put on his "Blackhat" -there is no evidence that vikings wore horned helmets- and started fighting his enemies armed with his huge hammer. Once the enemies were defeated, Chris and his team ("Snow White and the Huntsman") went back home. On their way they were ambushed by Ultron, an artificial intelligence obsessed with causing human extinction. Chris shouted angrily:

"Global warming will cause human extinction, not you, Ultron!"

"The Cabin in the Woods" seemed to be the safest place to live. But even there they fell victim to backwoods zombies and the two technicians who manipulated the ongoing events from an underground facility. Chris and his team fought all sorts of monsters, including zombies, goblins, mutants, witches, wraiths, a basilisk, a unicorn, a killer robot, and an evil clown. How did the fight end? The temple floor collapsed and a giant hand emerged, destroying the facility and the cabin itself. Chris and his team had to find a new home. The problem was they had no "Cash" to buy a new house.

As they travelled through a fairy sanctuary, Snow White encountered a magical reindeer that was only in tales of legend. She convinced Chris to make the journey to Hammond's castle. When they got to the castle they had to fight Queen Ravenna, a powerful sorceress and the Dark Army's master. With Queen Ravenna defeated, the kingdom of Tabor once again enjoyed peace and harmony as Snow White was crowned queen. Chris and Snow White got married and Chris became king, but Snow White ruled. They got married, had many children, and lived happily ever after... just like in the fairytales.

"Keeping an open mind is always important."

Chris became king thanks to his marriage to Snow White. Without an open mind he wouldn't let her rule the kingdom. After all he was a viking, and letting his wife be in charge could be seen as a sign of weakness. However, he didn't let Snow White wear the pants at home.

"I feel like I'm ready for any dangerous situation that might come my way, provided I have a hammer on me."

And some nails...

"The closer you are to death, the more alive you feel."

Chris is a true viking. So brave and so strong that he was dubbed "Thor."

"I have sporadic OCD cleaning moments around the house. But then I get lazy and I'm cured. It's a very inconsistent personality trait."

It's the personality trait of a true viking.

"I'd like to think I'm a normal sort of guy, but go to my mum and she'll probably say, "You know, Chris was always the daughter out of my three boys."

He still is beside of being a true viking.

"So, goodnight Chris. If someday you want to rule your own kingdom. I advise you to ascend to the throne of Asgard."


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