Envelopes

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HUMOUR. FLASH FICTION. DID YOU GET MY LETTER?

Submitted: June 10, 2018

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Envelopes

 

  An unknown Artist was arrested last Friday for posting a letter

with a red train ticket glued to the front of it. The Artist said it

had a valid stamp on the front of it as well, and he hoped the 

envelope would be delivered as quickly to him as possible, as he had

written his name and address correctly on the back of it.

  The Artist said he was planning to hold an exhibition with this

and many similiar envelopes delivered to him in this manner by

post.

  Some had nonsense poetry or political promises written on the

front of them, or were defaced with biro drawings, or were covered 

with small photographs of fish.

  The Artist said he was even considering spending his money on

registered post, as there seemed to be some delay recently in

the postal service to his property.

  The Artist said he had known another man who had failed

architecture at university and in doing so had been praised

for successfully posting and receiving a letter covered in stamps.

  The Artist said he felt he also deserved some credit and was 

been treated unfairly.

  The Judge said this type of behaviour had to be stamped out,

no pun intended, and he was to held on remand to be sentenced

at the court's convenience!


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