Captain Fellatio

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


HUMOUR. PROGRESSIVE EDUCATION!

Submitted: June 11, 2018

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Captain Fellatio

 

Class today we have a special guest,

Yes, it's Captain Fellatio

From Planet Rainbow!

He'll teach you how to get

Your body fluids to flow,

You can practice

On your big toe,

If you dislocate your jaw

Well who's to know?

He's going to show all the moves

With his mojo,

At first

He'll take it slow,

Then he'll make 

The cock crow,

By day's end you still

Won't be able to read or write

But you'll know how to blow!

 


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