Pastrami Bootcamp

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"CONGRATULATIONS BUDDY! YOU JUST LANDED YOURSELF 16 WEEKS IN PASTRAMI BOOT CAMP!" A braun Germanic man etched with muscle looms over several of captives whilst they sleep in their tents, blowing
into a pastrami horn, the pastrami thick as mammoth hides, an acre of rind. "This is Clive he's gonna be your mentor and teach you to do press up's in swimsuits." "And hey for all y'all thinking
'bout having second thoughts... I used to be like you... I used to pick up the bottle... Think I could handle it... Hop right in my car and you guessed it... Head straight back on into pastrami
boot camp. Let this be a lesson..." Hmm, maybe this guy's right.

Submitted: June 12, 2018

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