The Ambassador

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HUMOUR. FLASH FICTION.NONSENSE!

Submitted: June 13, 2018

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Submitted: June 13, 2018

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The Ambassador

 

  Rapid Eye Movements the ambassador for anal sex, from

sharia towers, drinks at the university bar, he's got a glass

eye. He lost one eye when he was glassed defending his wife

from a sideshow attacker...freaks are cheap...he's so intelligent

he had no choice but to become an alcoholic...now he sells

vacuum cleaners to the blind and lights candles in memory of

the sun...he's very religious...he spends each day eating horror

masks, and singing, " Somewhere over the Rimbaud "

  Oblivion is sweet...


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