Salvation Army Girl

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HUMOUR. HEY MISTER TAMBOURINE GIRL!

Submitted: June 15, 2018

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Salvation Army Girl

 

Salvo Christine

Is the fattest girl I've ever seen,

I bounce upon her

Like a trampoline,

I bounce and bounce

Till my old boy turns green,

What we do's obscene,

Like pornagraphic images

From a wet dream,

I bounce and bounce

As she sings and plays the tambourine,

But yesterday

She pulled down my jeans,

And held a knife

So keen,

And cut off my trinty jewels

And threw them in the washing machine,

She told me I could have them back

When my thoughts were clean,

These bible bashes

Sure are mean!

 


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