Vaseline Grip

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


Submitted: June 19, 2018

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Submitted: June 19, 2018



Vaseline Grip


  Vaseline Grip abandons Elton John on his stained glass sheets

eating tea towels with Francis Bacon paintings embroided on them,

and tracks down Zorro hiding in his cave, and rips off his mask...

He's a muslim woman eating guitar strings in the company of 

wolves..."That moustache never fooled me, I knew you were a 

muslima, I've come to get a good whipping fox features! "

Vasoline Grip says while burning his shoelaces, and installing a

pinball machine... soon Babylon the Great will eat pork

ice-cream at December's mosque as Vaseline Gripes slides

into the orifice of prayer...

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