Support The Greens

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HUMOUR. FLASH FICTION. SARAH HANSON YOUNG IS AN AUSTRALIAN SENATOR WELL KNOW FOR HER HYSTERICAL THEATRICS!

Submitted: June 27, 2018

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Submitted: June 27, 2018

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Support The Greens

 

  Buy a Sarah Hanson Young enviromentally friendly love 

glove, as natural as sandpaper, lubricant removed. Guaranteed

by her other green sisters to terminate the male libido, given

a five star rating by her ex husband, " It cured me! No more

Portnoy's for me! "

  It will wank you stupid in two seconds flat, you'll never want

another fat!

  Special Valantine's offer...Buy one glove and receive a free

three hour D.V.D. of Sarah sobbing and screaming hysterically.

Watch it with someone you want to get rid of. Hurry! Glove 

comes only in pink! And remember they may stop the boats,

but they won't stop the glove, and if the bosses don't get you,

the unions will, and if they don't kill you, you can swallow a 

poisen green pill.

  Extra Extra special offer, buy tonight and receive a Bob Brown

key ring, great for the back door key...

 


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