The Old Age Disease

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HUMOUR. DON'T WORRY,IT'S JUST OLD AGE!

Submitted: June 28, 2018

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The Old Age Disease

 

I've got the old age disease

My brain now resembles

swiss cheese,

My hands can't reach

To touch my knees,

My penis goes spastic

When it pees,

And I lose control of my bowels

When I sneeze,

Won't someone help me find

My dentures please!

 


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