The Nervous Dickhead

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HUMOUR. FLASH FICTION. HIS SEXUAL PAST COMES TO HAUNT THEM!

Submitted: June 28, 2018

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The Nervous Dickhead

 

  Here's that nervous dickhead Phil coming up to me...

- How you been Phil?

- Good man, good!

- Hey I saw your old girlfriend Moira the other day.

- Yeh man, how's she doing?

- Sexy man, she looks sexy! You remember Steve, her old boyfriend

from down the coast?

- Yeh Steve,  I remember him. He was a real loudmouth.

- Yeh well Moira was telling me that he's turned gay now!

- Yeh?

- He's gone the whole deal running around in a pink suit.

- Yeh?

- He was screwing her when you were wasn't he?

- Yeh, yeh, why you reckon she sent him gay?

- Well...

- You reckon he caught gayness of her?

- Could have. What about you?

- What you think I might have caught the gay virus of her?

You think I'm gonna turn gay?

- Well...There's another thing, I was talking to someone else,

and they told me that Moira has transitioned, she's had an 

operation, she used to be a boy!

- Yeh?

- Yeh!

- Well I never noticed, I mean I never really actually screwed

her, you know...I just used my fingers.

- You still bite your fingernails don't you?

- Yeh afraid so, right down to the quick.

- When you were with Moira?

- Yeh, yeh...Oh no you don't think I've got AIDs?

- Well you could I guess. It could have gotten in from where you've

bitten your nails.

- Oh shit! I better go to the doctor and get a blood test, see you...

  Stupid bastard, he'll believe anything!


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