Jihad Airlines

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HUMOUR.TRAVEL ADVISE OR WARNING!

Submitted: June 30, 2018

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Jihad Airlines

 

Jihad airlines now fly

Five times a day to paradise,

Just take an eye for an eye

And don't care if you die,

You can be up there

With Allah, but not Christ,

With one pull of the trigger

With one throw of the dice,

Use plastic explosives

And you might land there twice,

Read the prophet's holy brochure

The virgins sound awful nice!

But sorry no infidels bound for allowed

At this special discount price!


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