Elvis Would Never Have Loved...

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HUMOUR. ELVIS WAS A STRAIGHT SHOOTER?

Submitted: July 04, 2018

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Elvis Would Never Have Loved....

 

Elvis would never have loved

A Drag queen,

He thought big feet

Were obscene,

Instead he would have paid his money

To that House In New Orleans,

Where they use K.Y.

And not vaseline!


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