The Gold Digger

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Horror  |  House: Booksie Classic


HORROR. HUMOUR.FLASH FICTION. HE'S GOT NO MONEY, BUT HE'S GOT SOMETHING ELSE!

Submitted: July 12, 2018

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The Gold Digger

 

- You can't marry him Janet, he's got no money!

He's a real gold digger, he hasn't got a suit to his

name.

- But mum, I love him!

- No Janet! Where does all his money go? He

lives in the Y M C A. He gambles his money away

doesn't he? I'm not having you marrying him!

- But I love him dad! I'm going to marry him, you

can't stop me! There he is at the door. I hope you're

going to be nice to Jim...I'll let him in...

- Hello mum, hello dad!

- Don't you call us mum and dad, you're not married to

our daughter, and you're not going to be! She just feels

sorry for you because you haven't got any parents. No

you're not going to marry her!

- Oh yes I am dad!

- You haven't got a suit to your name Jim, how are you 

going to marry Janet?

- Well I've got this mum!

  And Jim pulls down the zipper on his trousers and takes

out his huge cyclopean hairy monster and fires thick green

putrid liquid at her, knocking her to the floor.

- What are you doing? What have you done to my wife?

  And Jim fires another load from his monster, knocking

Janet's father down too.

- Come on Janet, let's elope!

- Elope?

- Yes Janet let's go, my car's outside, did you pack your

suitcase?

- You're joking Jim. I'm not going with you. Not after seeing

that thing and the damage it causes. Get out you creep!

I'm calling the cops! Come on mum and dad, I'll give

you a hand up...


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