The Afterlife

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HUMOUR. FLASH FICTION. THE MEN GET WORN OUT!

Submitted: July 18, 2018

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The Afterlife

 

- Dad, what happens when you die?

- Well Willy, if you're a good boy you go to this place

where there are these beautiful models, like you see in the

movies on T.V. and they pamper you there and reward

you for being a good boy!

- What about if you die and you've been bad Dad?

- Well Willy, that's not a good situation, you have to

go to this awful place where there's a lot of old hags,

like your grandma, and they pick on you, and nag

you all day. So Willy be a good boy, and you'll

spend eternity with the models!

- Dad, I had a dream and there were all these people

walking around in ugly black sheets with slits up the

top so they could see out, was that Islamic paradise? 

I've heard about that, it sounds cool! Were they the

virgins?

- No Willy, thet weren't the virgins, the virgins run 

around naked all day. What you saw were muslim 

men up in paradise, dressed as muslim women,

hiding from the virgins.

- But why dad?

- Because they're worn out son, a couple of days

up there and they want to come back here, but they

can't. They try to disguise themselves. They try to be

incognito to get away from the virgins.

- But why dad?

- You'll undertand one day Willy... 

 


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