The Poker Game

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Beware that dog!

Submitted: July 31, 2018

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With Hullabaloo22:

 

Mange, The Poker Playing Dog

kept barking up a running dialog,

 

was pawing cards from the bottom of the deck.

but had a big albatross around his neck,

 

no opposable thumbs, but because of his grit,

had learned how to overcome that wrong-thumbed shit.

 

All humans thought they were higher on the smarts tree,

to rip them blind he felt himself free

 

He felt no guilt as he pawed them their hand,

little did the gullible bastards suspect what he had planned.

 

Mange was sharper than a barber’s blade

when it came to keeping all his tricks well in the shade.

 

All of the best, well, they’d land in his plate;

“You got a bad hand? Well, tough luck, Mate!”

 

He licked his lips and he played it super cool,

these human opponents so easy to fool.

 

So you poker-playing people, keep a hold of those cash papers

if you’re gonna take on Mange and his canine capers.

 

 


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