Dear Aunt Bitty

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Romance  |  House: Booksie Classic


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Submitted: August 02, 2018

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Submitted: August 02, 2018

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Dear Aunt Bitty

 

Dear Aunt Bitty, just a quick line to tell you Ferdinand and I are now the proud parents of little Donald Trump Mocowitz. He was born at 3.42 am. He's named after our hero the greatest President since Lincoln, maybe even greater. Little Moskie, which is our clever nickname for him, will, thank goodness, never grow up and be saddled with such Democrat things like compassion, caring for the planet, and all that useless shit. It's a dog-eat-dog world, and the sooner Little Moskie learns that, the better off he'll be. I know Ferdinand and I learned a long time ago. Trump is the only President we've ever had who tells it like it is, none of this 'make the world a better place/love your fellow man' bullshit. That shit is for dreamers. Why mess around with helping the less-fortunate? With forty or fifty dollar extra in our paychecks each month, all thanks to Comrade Trump—err—Trump, all I know is Ferdinand and I are getting ours.

 

I also wanted to take one more run at talking you into watching Fox News. As a liberal, I know you aren't willing to see that the two hundred fifty seven cable lame stream media networks are colluding (and falsely claim they he colluded with Russia, NO COLLUSION!!!! I'm putting multiple exclamation points so even you'll understand!) with every other network but Fox News, to deceive the American people. I saw a poll that said sixty-some percent of Republicans trust Trump more that their relatives. That means you, Aunt Bitty, are among the thirty-some percent who are yet to be enlightened. I pray every day that Trump--err--God will show you the error of your ways and you'll join us.

 

 

How's Unc—oh, Trump's on T. V. I've got to go,

your niece, Brenda Sue


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