Dracphobia

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Submitted: August 05, 2018

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Dracphobia

 

  Too many people suffer from Dracphobia, we the

vampires call on the government to educate the

population about vampires. We are normal people 

like everybody else, it's just that instead of drinking

coffee, or tea, or beer, or wine, we drink blood, human

blood!

 This Dracphobia must stop, we want to live peaceful

lives like the rest of the community, but people keep

picking on us, they discriminate against us. We call 

on the government to give us equal oppurtunity in the 

workplace, in marriage, and in society at large!

  We call on the government to eliminate the negative

portrayal of us in literature, in film, and in the media 

in the general. It must stop all the blood sucking 

stereotypes of us, we are sensitive people, we just

enjoy a drink like everybody else!

  We call on the government to destroy all the mirrors,

to destroy all the garlic, and to destroy all the crucifixes,

we find these things deeply offensive!

  We also call on the government to rid the planet of

sunlight, as this is detrimental to our health!

  Finally, let us all live in darkness and rid the planet

of this crazy irrational fear of vampires. Let us end

Dracphobia now!

  Now for some blood!

 

 

 


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