University Courses

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Submitted: August 08, 2018

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University Courses

 

- Good morning, Sydney University Information, how

can I help you?

- I was just enquiring about the new courses that you

are advertising.

-Yes, we have some exciting new courses to offer,

what one were you interested in?

- Well I was thinking of doing one on commen sense,

have you got something along those lines?

- Well I'll just have a look. What I'll do is I'll read you 

the list of the new courses, and you can judge if any

of them is applicable to your needs. Well there's...

Cockroach liberation

Queer politics for wrestlers

Gender fluidity for toddlers

How to enjoy faeces without the need for anal sex

Feminism and the art of manipulation

Masturbation for the geriatrics

Armpit hairweaving  for single mothers

Caesarean sections for the gay male

How to fire bomb a Christian community centre

How to find a conservative hiding in a burka

How to change your gender with a can opener

How to build a nuclear Allah bomb

How to remove your digital footprint when you

commit suicide...We have lots of courses, but I

can't seem to spot one on commen sense.

- That's alright I just thought I'd ask.

- Wait, what about a course on nonsense, we

have plenty of those!

 


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