SNORTING THE DEVIL'S DANDRUFF

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Mystery and Crime  |  House: Booksie Classic


The Big Lebowski enters No Country For Old Men in this high octane, high adrenaline dark comedy “semi-true” thriller that centers on the adventures of a small town marijuana dealing slacker who in
his never ending quest for cold beer, hot women, and a good buzz runs afoul of drug dealing gangsters, vengeful convicts, crazed meth dealers, and a sexy government undercover agent.

Table of Contents

INTRODUCTION

Submitted: August 09, 2018

SNORTING THE DEVIL’S DANDRUFF! A NOVEL   ANONYMOUS AS TOLD TO SCOTT L. ANDERSON GORILLA VOMIT PUBLICATIONS... Read Chapter

I AWOKE WITH A HANGOVER THAT COULD KILL A HORSE

Submitted: August 09, 2018

The late Caribbean sun was incinerating my naked carcass. I tried to open my eyes but they felt like they were sealed shut with sand an... Read Chapter

THE DAY I BATTLE BOTH HURRICANE IKE AND AN EX-CONVICT CRIPPLE

Submitted: August 09, 2018

"Fuck! This has to be about the craziest goddamn thing I've ever done in my life!" I screamed out in the roaring wind. And that's sayin... Read Chapter

BUSTED

Submitted: August 09, 2018

Said "asshole" that was duct taped down in his wheelchair was former Boatswain's Mate First Class Richard "Ricky" Brewer USN AKA "RB". ... Read Chapter

SALT ON THE NUTS

Submitted: August 09, 2018

Duty at the CINCPACFLT was considered “cake duty” back then in the Navy. CINCPACFLT stands for Chief in Charge of the Pacific Fleet... Read Chapter

RIPPED-OFF DOPE, PENTHOUSE LESBIANS, AND BRASS KNUCKLES

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I was only nineteen and I had already witnessed two murders. Here’s the first… I’m sorry. I know that these are flag waving, Ge... Read Chapter

PROMISES OF ASIAN SEX AND BRYLCREEM HAND JOBS

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"You'll get all the slant eyed pussy you can shake a stick at," leered my recruiter with a tobacco juiced grin as he groped himself thr... Read Chapter

DROP YOUR COCKS AND GRAB YOUR SOCKS

Submitted: August 09, 2018

It was way after midnight, my first official day in the Navy. The bus that had met us at the airport (the sailor at the airport who met... Read Chapter

A WORLD OF SHIT OR MY TIT IS IN A WRINGER, ONE OF THE TWO

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Both the military and civilian law enforcement agencies of Oahu were literally hopping. The FBI, Naval Investigative Service (NIS), Arm... Read Chapter

HOT SEX WITH UNDERCOVER AGENTS

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Paranoia racked every fiber of my entire being! Prison was in my near future. There was just no two ways about it. It had been months s... Read Chapter

BETRAYAL

Submitted: August 09, 2018

Brewer pled out guilty to the charges. He was a regular fucking Prince Valiant in a couple of respects though. The Feds agreed to drop ... Read Chapter

UNDERWAY IS THE ONLY WAY

Submitted: August 09, 2018

"You'll like the seagoing life. I always did. You don't have to take as much shit as you do on shore duty. Shore duty is for fucking pu... Read Chapter

DECK APE

Submitted: August 09, 2018

This was a Cheech and Chong situation if I had ever seen one. The floor of the car I was sitting in, a Datsun 240Z, was absolutely litt... Read Chapter

I'VE GOT THOSE OLD VOMIT ON THE SHOES BLUES

Submitted: August 09, 2018

The dream was back. It usually came in the nights when I had drank too much and kicked in at the point when the body's blood sugar is a... Read Chapter

WHITE TRASH, UGLY STRIPPERS, AND BAR TENDING MIDGETS

Submitted: August 09, 2018

I was down on the floor of the Aragon Bar. That's not a surface you normally want to be laying on. I don't think the goddamn thing had ... Read Chapter

BACK TO THE TRAILER (IN MEXICO)

Submitted: August 09, 2018

Like a dumb shit I had left the lock open to my abode. Sometimes I couldn't believe what a fucking fool I could be. Coming around the s... Read Chapter

DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN

Submitted: August 09, 2018

"Your ferry leaves in about two hours. We better get dressed." "You really need to get his tattoo colored in again. Being out in the ... Read Chapter

EPILOGUE

Submitted: August 09, 2018

Obviously since you're reading about this I made it out there alive, but that was some pretty poetic shit I wrote at the end, huh? Well... Read Chapter