The New Condom

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HUMOUR. N S W GOVERNMENT TO WASTE A MILLION ON CONDOM RESERCH!

Submitted: August 09, 2018

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Submitted: August 09, 2018

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The New Condom

 

The government's new condom

Goes on sale today,

It will make it safe

For men to stray,

They'll be able to have lots of sex

Without disease to make them pay,

It's perfect for the modern progressive male

And your orgasms will be more than okay,

But if you see your wife

You'll look away,

Because it makes you 

Happily gay!


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