The Condom

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HUMOUR. DON'T MAKE THIS GUY'S MISTAKE!

Submitted: August 11, 2018

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The Condom

 

- Put it in Ron! Put it in!

- Alright, alright! I'm trying!

- It's gone down!

- Yeh. Yeh.

- It was alright in the car, before you bought the

condom.

- Just wait a minute.

- Come on Ron, I'm dying for it!

- Hold on I'll just make myself a bit more comfortable

here on the bed.

- Come on Ron, it was alright until you put the 

condom on.

- Yeh I know.

- You sure you put it on right?

- How many ways are there to put on a condom?

- Have a look at the packet.

- Well it's alongside your hand.

- I'll have a look.

- What's it say?

- You've got the wrong kind of condom on Ron!

- What?

- It says it's for gay hipster guys!

- Shit! Yeh?

- You should have got a normal condom!

- Can you still say that? I mean it's not politically

correct is it?

- I don't care Ron I'm dying for it. can't you get it 

to work?

- Well you said it was the wrong kind didn't you?

- You prick Ron! Go home!

- What time does your brother get back?


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