The Penis Pump

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


HUMOUR. IT'LL GET YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE UP!

Submitted: August 12, 2018

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The Penis Pump

 

I bought a penis pump

That would vaccum suck,

To give me a large lump

SoI could hump,

But whatever it did

It made me jump,

And I was left

With a bleeding stump!


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